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Old Oct 05, 2008, 06:12 AM // 06:12   #1501
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for the vampire in you...eat garlic, if nothing happens you are ok, if an adverse reaction happens seek psychic advice....for the brains....I think you have been watching too much bizarre foods (travel channel)....time to get out and see some of the rest of the world.

Was my answer too long?
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Old Oct 05, 2008, 07:20 AM // 07:20   #1502
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No, I feel that, in the context of the question which was asked of you, the answer that you provided was of a length that is perfectly reasonable. In fact, a longer answer may have been in order, as an answer of greater length has the capacity to elucidate a greater quantity of potentially useful information and may, as such, have a greater capacity to provide the asker of the aforementioned question with sufficient information to satiate the curiosity that drove them to ask the question in the first place.

Was my answer too short?
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Old Oct 05, 2008, 01:41 PM // 13:41   #1503
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I hope so.

Why, do you think, that "Vampiric Gaze" the necromancer skill is usable even when you hide behind a wall? If its Gaze, means you got to be gazing? and you can't gaze behind a wall at your enemy so, how come?
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Old Oct 05, 2008, 04:20 PM // 16:20   #1504
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does he love me?
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Old Oct 05, 2008, 10:39 PM // 22:39   #1505
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he loves you not.

lol at the xray goggles.

why don't smelly people fix their problem?
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Old Oct 05, 2008, 11:38 PM // 23:38   #1506
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Because they don't know where you put deodorant.

Why don't odor-less people stink?
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Old Oct 06, 2008, 02:17 AM // 02:17   #1507
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Because they are without odor.

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
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Old Oct 06, 2008, 02:54 AM // 02:54   #1508
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Only if the person they ran over is prettier than the one they were going to save.

Why is it that you created an account for no reason other than to post in this thread?
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Old Oct 06, 2008, 02:58 AM // 02:58   #1509
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Didn't. New to guru and wanted to try it out.

Why does it matter?
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Old Oct 06, 2008, 03:03 AM // 03:03   #1510
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Merely saw you had 0 post count, wondered why here was where you went to post first

Why must Guru be so splendiferous?
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Old Oct 06, 2008, 03:07 AM // 03:07   #1511
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Guru has places like this where i can ask my most retarded questions and get away with it xD!

Its too early... why do i wanna sleep?
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Old Oct 06, 2008, 03:10 AM // 03:10   #1512
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Because you didn't drink enough coffee.

Why must coffee be so splendiferous?
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Old Oct 06, 2008, 03:50 AM // 03:50   #1513
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because, like all great things on this planet, it originates from ethiopia.

does it love me?
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Old Oct 06, 2008, 03:17 PM // 15:17   #1514
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nope not at all.

do you need it to love you for you to be able to function in the world?
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Old Oct 07, 2008, 12:19 AM // 00:19   #1515
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Fortunately, no. But it would probably taste better if it was slaughtered without a struggle.

Why are all the questions in this thread so dumb?
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Old Oct 07, 2008, 12:50 AM // 00:50   #1516
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Are they really that dumb? could they not be worse.. for example

If a tree falls in the forest and theres no one around to hear it.. do i really freakin care about that tree?
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Old Oct 07, 2008, 03:07 AM // 03:07   #1517
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if you were a squirrel, and said tree landed on you, i'm pretty sure you would in fact care a great deal about an object with far more mass being gravitationally directed towards you in a crushing manner. as such if you were not a squirrel you should also be concerned a great deal with the deforestation of your planet in such an extensive manner that trees are actually simply falling on their own due to, what we can only assume, is the massive soil erosion from from years blah blah blah..............................

did you actually read to the end?
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Old Oct 07, 2008, 03:08 AM // 03:08   #1518
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no

Did he expect me to?
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Old Oct 07, 2008, 04:20 AM // 04:20   #1519
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Did he expect me to?
No, since the end was "blah blah blah".


Why does my left foot seem smarter than most of the people I meet online?
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Old Oct 07, 2008, 04:43 AM // 04:43   #1520
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because most of the people online .....welll lets just say they have low iq's and leave it at that...

why do you yell "OW!!" when you hurt your self? I mean why not some other vocalization??? (eww, ahh zzzzzztfptk!)....?
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